DAY 3!!! guess what?!? sad, sad, sad,............the baby with the 'septic penis' died last night. :( I heard from the grapevine that when his mother saw his chest was no longer heaving, she called the doctor's attention and when he was confirmed dead, she turned the hospital 'upside down' screaming and the likes just how you see in African Movies.
What's sad about this is that it could easily have been prevented. Why would anyone want to circumcise a two day old child? Worst thing is, his mother had him through a caesarean section. Her bandages hadn't even been removed at the time of his death. :(
OK! time for *comic relief*----- a woman came in and sat opposite me. She's got eyebrows without a pattern and she has used one nonsense eye pencil to draw an endless line right over her shapeless eyebrow. looool! She saw me LMAO but she seemed oblivious to the reason.
PREGNANCY ALERT!!!! One babe/chick came into the clinic with her worried father. Apparently, she had been puking all morning. I immediately sensed she was pregnant because she looked so pale, she however rebuked pregnancy because according to her, she had seen her monthly friend only 2 weeks before. *LIE*
Doc told her dad the babe would have to be admitted as the cause of her sickness was unknown. He was asked to pay the minimum (N15 000) but he was/is a wretched man and had only (N2000). A pregnancy test was taken nonetheless and the result.................DRUM ROLL............ she was PREGNANT, like erm durrrr.
Hahahahah. See me laughing. We didn't tell her father tho..so he does not kill her in the hospital. She was dehydrated so she was rehydrated with a drip in her arm.
Today is quite an eventful day at the hospital.------------A man oops i mean a bag of bones /walking dead came into the clinic. I'll yarn you the rest of his story later.
For now, lets focus on a little girl with 'rocks' on her legs. She can't lift her legs as they are very painful. She is an 'SS' genotype person meaning, she has 'C' shaped red blood cells. I'm guessing you people don't really care about the details so...........i could only feel sorry for the girl because it's all the fault of her parents.
WARNING: Don't Get Married To Anyone Unless You Know Their Blood Type Is Compartible With Yours.
Back to the 'bag of bones man'
This guy went for testing at a lab and returned with results that confirmed that he has the hiv virus. Sad, Sad, Sad.
At many times i feel i must cover my nose because some people can like to stink tho. DAMN! Have some people not heard of deodorant or perfume ? Not enough advertisement?????????
GOOD NEWS OF THE DAY ===> a pregnant lady was unsure if her baby was still alive but it was confirmed as a live viable foetus.
COMIC RELIEF: some man said to the Doc ''i feel hot inside my body and i always have mouth sore and i get headache for inside my head'' ------------ And here i was thinking people only got headaches in their heads. I didn't know you could get headaches in parts of the body apart from the head!
A number of pregnant women have been frequenting the hospital today. One came in just to tell the doc that the lower wall of her V-jay jay hurts. (her husband's fault) The guy apparently just shoves into her. <-----Sorry!
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