I was going through Linda Ikeji's blog & i came across her list of 50 eye candies in nigeria/nollywood. Didn't really agree with her list so i made mine :D
Ebuka Obi-Uchendu
Moi! (i joke....i joke u might beg to differ tho) *cheeky me*
Monday 27 September 2010
24 HOTTEST PEOPLE IN SHOWBIZ(Nigeria)
Ebuka Obi-Uchendu
WHAT WAS HE THINKING?
Tales At Daylight : Hospital Business Day 3 (dead baby!)
DAY 3!!! guess what?!? sad, sad, sad,............the baby with the 'septic penis' died last night. :( I heard from the grapevine that when his mother saw his chest was no longer heaving, she called the doctor's attention and when he was confirmed dead, she turned the hospital 'upside down' screaming and the likes just how you see in African Movies.
What's sad about this is that it could easily have been prevented. Why would anyone want to circumcise a two day old child? Worst thing is, his mother had him through a caesarean section. Her bandages hadn't even been removed at the time of his death. :(
OK! time for *comic relief*----- a woman came in and sat opposite me. She's got eyebrows without a pattern and she has used one nonsense eye pencil to draw an endless line right over her shapeless eyebrow. looool! She saw me LMAO but she seemed oblivious to the reason.
PREGNANCY ALERT!!!! One babe/chick came into the clinic with her worried father. Apparently, she had been puking all morning. I immediately sensed she was pregnant because she looked so pale, she however rebuked pregnancy because according to her, she had seen her monthly friend only 2 weeks before. *LIE*
Doc told her dad the babe would have to be admitted as the cause of her sickness was unknown. He was asked to pay the minimum (N15 000) but he was/is a wretched man and had only (N2000). A pregnancy test was taken nonetheless and the result.................DRUM ROLL............ she was PREGNANT, like erm durrrr.
Hahahahah. See me laughing. We didn't tell her father tho..so he does not kill her in the hospital. She was dehydrated so she was rehydrated with a drip in her arm.
Today is quite an eventful day at the hospital.------------A man oops i mean a bag of bones /walking dead came into the clinic. I'll yarn you the rest of his story later.
For now, lets focus on a little girl with 'rocks' on her legs. She can't lift her legs as they are very painful. She is an 'SS' genotype person meaning, she has 'C' shaped red blood cells. I'm guessing you people don't really care about the details so...........i could only feel sorry for the girl because it's all the fault of her parents.
WARNING: Don't Get Married To Anyone Unless You Know Their Blood Type Is Compartible With Yours.
Back to the 'bag of bones man'
This guy went for testing at a lab and returned with results that confirmed that he has the hiv virus. Sad, Sad, Sad.
At many times i feel i must cover my nose because some people can like to stink tho. DAMN! Have some people not heard of deodorant or perfume ? Not enough advertisement?????????
GOOD NEWS OF THE DAY ===> a pregnant lady was unsure if her baby was still alive but it was confirmed as a live viable foetus.
COMIC RELIEF: some man said to the Doc ''i feel hot inside my body and i always have mouth sore and i get headache for inside my head'' ------------ And here i was thinking people only got headaches in their heads. I didn't know you could get headaches in parts of the body apart from the head!
A number of pregnant women have been frequenting the hospital today. One came in just to tell the doc that the lower wall of her V-jay jay hurts. (her husband's fault) The guy apparently just shoves into her. <-----Sorry!
What's sad about this is that it could easily have been prevented. Why would anyone want to circumcise a two day old child? Worst thing is, his mother had him through a caesarean section. Her bandages hadn't even been removed at the time of his death. :(
OK! time for *comic relief*----- a woman came in and sat opposite me. She's got eyebrows without a pattern and she has used one nonsense eye pencil to draw an endless line right over her shapeless eyebrow. looool! She saw me LMAO but she seemed oblivious to the reason.
PREGNANCY ALERT!!!! One babe/chick came into the clinic with her worried father. Apparently, she had been puking all morning. I immediately sensed she was pregnant because she looked so pale, she however rebuked pregnancy because according to her, she had seen her monthly friend only 2 weeks before. *LIE*
Doc told her dad the babe would have to be admitted as the cause of her sickness was unknown. He was asked to pay the minimum (N15 000) but he was/is a wretched man and had only (N2000). A pregnancy test was taken nonetheless and the result.................DRUM ROLL............ she was PREGNANT, like erm durrrr.
Hahahahah. See me laughing. We didn't tell her father tho..so he does not kill her in the hospital. She was dehydrated so she was rehydrated with a drip in her arm.
Today is quite an eventful day at the hospital.------------A man oops i mean a bag of bones /walking dead came into the clinic. I'll yarn you the rest of his story later.
For now, lets focus on a little girl with 'rocks' on her legs. She can't lift her legs as they are very painful. She is an 'SS' genotype person meaning, she has 'C' shaped red blood cells. I'm guessing you people don't really care about the details so...........i could only feel sorry for the girl because it's all the fault of her parents.
WARNING: Don't Get Married To Anyone Unless You Know Their Blood Type Is Compartible With Yours.
Back to the 'bag of bones man'
This guy went for testing at a lab and returned with results that confirmed that he has the hiv virus. Sad, Sad, Sad.
At many times i feel i must cover my nose because some people can like to stink tho. DAMN! Have some people not heard of deodorant or perfume ? Not enough advertisement?????????
GOOD NEWS OF THE DAY ===> a pregnant lady was unsure if her baby was still alive but it was confirmed as a live viable foetus.
COMIC RELIEF: some man said to the Doc ''i feel hot inside my body and i always have mouth sore and i get headache for inside my head'' ------------ And here i was thinking people only got headaches in their heads. I didn't know you could get headaches in parts of the body apart from the head!
A number of pregnant women have been frequenting the hospital today. One came in just to tell the doc that the lower wall of her V-jay jay hurts. (her husband's fault) The guy apparently just shoves into her. <-----Sorry!
Saturday 25 September 2010
When Will They Learn?
I recently saw pictures of some nollywood actors on another site but i really want you guys to have a look.These ageless beauties have truly re-defined what fashion should be. In-fact, to say the least, they have reached the epitome of true fashion. Ladies and Dudes (dudettes too) i present to you............
Doesn't she just look like the love child of Dracula and a japanese Geisha? (bless her soul)
Clarion Chukwura
Eucharia Anuobi
''The hatching butterfly''
Tales At Daylight : Hospital Business Day 2
I left out something from yesterday at the hospital; the story of a boy with a 'hole in his heart'. His parents are very young and obviously not financially able to pay for surgery to heal their little boy. This raises my concern about young people who barely earn a living, yet are getting married and rearing children. It's a sad situation really. I don't know if it's just me or.... i just don't think i would have any children till i'm financially able to while my biological clock is still ticking.
The one on top is a nice little potrait of Hitler re-born.
NB: this doesn't mean i don't want kids, i mean, who doesn't want those little monkeys running about the house, messing with everything and making a whole lot of noise? Shifting the topic to kids, someone once said ''they are the only gifts you have to keep for 9months and kick, push and scream just to see them when the 9 months are over''. ----> That's so true.
The one on top is a nice little potrait of Hitler re-born. 
Tales At Daylight : Hospital Business Day 2
13 tuesday july 2010
And so i arrive for the 2nd day's work. I must say, i'm feeling a bit more expectant than i was at the start of yesterday. When i arrive the doctor has not yet arrived so i wait with the nurses. The clinic smells nice in a strange way. After waiting for almost an hour, the doctor finally arrives (she can like to be earlier tho) and we start morning ward rounds.
I met a young couple with thier first child at the start of this 'rounds'. The boy had been circumcised soon after and was injured and got an infection from the circumcision. The boy has a 'septic penis' according to the doctor. You should have seen that penis booooyyyy! was red as hellfire! Close your eyes for a minute and imagine brown skin and red penis. Now try keeping a straight face. hahahaha.
Between yesterday and today i have noticed the large number of people who were diagnosed with #thyphoid - a disease gotten by drinking dirty water and food. It's so sad that so many people can't get access to clean water in a country after 50 years of indepence. *now shaking head*
Some people like to be funny sha,...the doc asked a woman what a mother gave her son to eat and the woman responded 'food' ermm, dur!!!
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahah............y am i laughing? a woman told the doc that she tasted her urine to find out to find if it had glucose. hahahahahahahahahah join me please....hahahahahaha. Apart from the fact that it's amazing for anyone to think of tasting their urine, if the concentration of glucose is very little, how will the person be able to taste it????? wonders will never end oh!!!
Some people can like to have high glucose levels tho. One woman's read 411 meanwhile normal range is 75-115! Towards the end of the day, i saw this woman with a frog looking face. I'm not even joking. It's the results of ''bleaching'' - better be satisfied with your skin colour!
So the day is over and i gotta go make my hair. 
And so i arrive for the 2nd day's work. I must say, i'm feeling a bit more expectant than i was at the start of yesterday. When i arrive the doctor has not yet arrived so i wait with the nurses. The clinic smells nice in a strange way. After waiting for almost an hour, the doctor finally arrives (she can like to be earlier tho) and we start morning ward rounds.
I met a young couple with thier first child at the start of this 'rounds'. The boy had been circumcised soon after and was injured and got an infection from the circumcision. The boy has a 'septic penis' according to the doctor. You should have seen that penis booooyyyy! was red as hellfire! Close your eyes for a minute and imagine brown skin and red penis. Now try keeping a straight face. hahahaha.
Between yesterday and today i have noticed the large number of people who were diagnosed with #thyphoid - a disease gotten by drinking dirty water and food. It's so sad that so many people can't get access to clean water in a country after 50 years of indepence. *now shaking head*
Some people like to be funny sha,...the doc asked a woman what a mother gave her son to eat and the woman responded 'food' ermm, dur!!!
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahah............y am i laughing? a woman told the doc that she tasted her urine to find out to find if it had glucose. hahahahahahahahahah join me please....hahahahahaha. Apart from the fact that it's amazing for anyone to think of tasting their urine, if the concentration of glucose is very little, how will the person be able to taste it????? wonders will never end oh!!!
Isn't viagra mean to increase the size of a dude's prick? (i hear some dudedettes use too) lol. The doc prescibed viagra among others. Hehehehehe.... *wink wink*.
I met a girl today. One of those people that always have a weird smile on their face. Not like Timbaland, no.....just plain weird. I also met an old woman. She has a heart condition - congestive chronic failure of the heart. She pulled up her blouse to allow the doc read her heart beat and WOAH! Was i scared when i saw her tits. hehehehehe.......the thought of getting old now scares me even more.Some people can like to have high glucose levels tho. One woman's read 411 meanwhile normal range is 75-115! Towards the end of the day, i saw this woman with a frog looking face. I'm not even joking. It's the results of ''bleaching'' - better be satisfied with your skin colour!
So the day is over and i gotta go make my hair.
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